I'm visiting my kids for the weekend. My ex-wife and her boyfriend are working today. I was in their kitchen making some lunch, when Tortellini came in.
Mr M said, "Get out of the kitchen [Tortellini]!"
I said, "No, don't you know that's a woman's place? Get back in the kitchen [Tortellini]!"
Mr M asked, "Does that mean you're a woman, Dad? You're in the kitchen."
I answered, "Yeah, I am. Can't you see my gigantic boobs?"