Do you remember cooking roasts on the Sabbath with your dad?

I'm visiting my kids for the weekend. My ex-wife and her boyfriend are working today. I was in their kitchen making some lunch, when Tortellini came in.

Mr M said, "Get out of the kitchen [Tortellini]!"

I said, "No, don't you know that's a woman's place? Get back in the kitchen [Tortellini]!"

Mr M asked, "Does that mean you're a woman, Dad? You're in the kitchen."

I answered, "Yeah, I am. Can't you see my gigantic boobs?"