Brother: Are you going to the Christmas party with me?
Me: Wasn't planning on it.
Brother: You should. That soccer lady was asking about you the other day.
Me: Isn't she married?
Me: Well, that doesn't do me any good.
Brother: It could. She might have some hot, single friends. She said you were hot.
Me: I'm sure she did.
Brother: Well, maybe not in those exact words, but she did say you looked just like me, so I can only assume that's what she meant.