Tuesday, December 06, 2011

I'm sexy and I know it

A few days ago I went with Togers and some friends to an antique store. While we there I saw a really big mirror with an asking price of $400. As I stood there looking at the mirror, trying to puzzle out what was so special about it, Togers and one of my friends walked up.

Me: Look at that mirror. It's amazing!

Togers: What's so amazing about it?

Me (gesturing toward my reflection): Can't you see how handsome it is?

Later on I was telling another friend about how proud I was of my joke. Then I had to add this to the end of the story:

Me: [Togers] didn't get it at first. Probably because he's dumb.

Togers: I'm not dumb. I'm not the one that thought that was handsome.

4 comments:

Heff said...

Togers saw HIMSELF in the mirror.

Point that out.

Boxer said...

I'm more interested in why your kid wanted to go to an antique store.

~Kris said...

Antique stores are awesome. They'd be even more awesome if they didn't smell like old ladies houses.

~Kris said...

Antique stores are awesome. They'd be even more awesome if they didn't smell like old ladies houses.