Monday, October 27, 2008

You're a rocket queen oh yeah, I might be too much but honey you're a bit obscene

I went to a Halloween party on Saturday, and dressed up as Axl Rose. I took the wig, bandana and hat off as soon as I got in my car to leave, and left them there when I got home.

Sunday I took my kids for a drive out to Hoover Dam. As we came back into town we stopped to get some dinner. The kids thought it'd be funny to each take one item and wear it into the restaurant: Tortellini donned the wig, Togers put on the hat, and Mr M was left with the bandana, but he didn't want to wear it.

"No, [Togers]. I wanna wear the gay cop hat."

They all traded items so that Tortellini wore the bandana, Togers wore the wig, and Mr M wore the "gay cop hat". Everybody seemed happy with the new arrangement. It might be time to start worrying about the boys.

10 comments:

The Chase Files said...

Hilarious!

Bill From Gainesville said...

Since when does Axyl Rose wear a gay Cop hat? were you the gay Axyl ROse?

Native Minnow said...

Since then

TROLL said...

Did anyone know you were supposed to be Axl Rose?

deputymomof6 said...

Did you sing? If you did, I hope you got a video of that!!!

Heff said...

I'd worry about Mr Gay Cop Hat. Other than that, everything's fine.

A.B. said...

You kid was right.

Manuel said...

i would worry more about dressing up as axl rather than a gay cop.....no seriously......slash was far cooler

Native Minnow said...

Troll, most people got it. I had to explain to a few though.

Deputy Mom, I didn't sing, although, when the band sang Sweet Child O'Mine people tried to get me to go up on stage. If I were a brave man, I would've, but I'm not, so I didn't.

Heff, he and I will have a talk.

AB, my kids usually are ;-)

Manuel, my friend was supposed to go as Slash. He ended up bailing out at the last minute and didn't go to the party. Had I been thinking, I'd have told everyone that the reason "Slash" didn't come was because he was dancing with Mr. Brownstone.

Aunty Belle said...

trust the boy chillen--they have an innate sense of thangs. Heh.

Mah favorite Halloween costume that I ever seen at any shindig was a fella who came in sombrero and serape wif' a mustache like Yosemite Sam ...his hat band said "Frito" and his wife was in street clothes wif a name tag, "Frito's Lay"

(Heh...an' thas' as risque as Aunty ever gits!)