Tuesday, November 09, 2010

If you could flick a switch and open your third eye you'd see that we should never be afraid to die

It shouldn't come as a big surprise that I hate most meetings. I was in a particularly boring one the other day, so I started texting the ridiculous things the woman was saying to my friend.

I followed those up with two more texts:

Why should I have to suffer alone?

and

I can't take it anymore. I'm about to stab myself in the eye.

He responded with: Don't stab your eye. Blind some other fucker in the room.

Alas, I didn't have anything sharp.

6 comments:

Amber said...

this reminds me of how when I would get bored in church I would think of random shocking things I could do (like kartwheels down the aisle) and then i would start uncontrollably laughing - ahhhhh i just love being immature :)

nobich said...

Is this the same friend from "You're a superstar at the gay bar"?

Native Minnow said...

Amber, I was asked three times today how old I was. Each time I answered, "Twelve."

Nobich, it is the same friend. Does he sound angry?

Heff said...

When bored in meetings, fart loudly, then look around like you're trying to find who did it.

Michele1L said...

Funny, I had a horrible, boring meeting on Tuesday evening, as well, but I was the one conducting it. Now I realize that people were probably texting all the boring crap I was saying to their friends and wishing they could stab me in the eye with the pen I provided.

Anonymous said...

NM only farts in math class....