My brother is quite a good photographer. Last night he was telling me about an aspiring model who wants him to do a photo-shoot with her.
Him: She wants me to take pictures of her and one of her friends who is also an aspiring model.
Me: You know what that means? Threesome.
Him: You're such a freak.
Me: Alright. Alright. I'll do it. But I'm going to need some advance notice so I can get one of those spray on tans beforehand.
Him: And lose twenty pounds.
Me: Yeah. And grow a bigger dick.
5 comments:
I totally prefer pervs ;)
I also just totally pictured that conversation taking place.
If I ever get in a situation with Two women at the same time, I am sure I would be absolutely useless.... Just really quick, I am sure.
hahahhahhaha
I highly recommend if the right situation presents itself.
maybe you should try sprinkling some miracle gro on it next time you're in the shower ;> j/k
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