A few weeks ago I was talking to a girl I know and somehow we got on the subject of her sister. She told me that her sister is a few years older than us, but is absolutely gorgeous.
Me: If your sister's that pretty then hook a guy up. Wait, she's probably married, huh.
Her: She is.
Me: Well, if she's looking to have a mid-life crisis, tell her I'm her guy.
Her: Actually, she might be. I'll let her know.
Since then it's been a running joke between us, and every time we run into each other I ask about her sister.
About a week ago I asked how her sister was doing and she told me that she was meeting up with her "gorgeous" sister later that night. I told her that my offer still stood.
Another guy I know overheard this and said, "You don't have enough lack of moral fiber to be able to pull something like that off."
Damn! He's right. The thing is, I'm not sure whether he meant that as a compliment or an insult.
2 comments:
i don't know if that's an insult or a compliment, either!
I think it is a compliment mixed with a challenging tone....
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